Who did Billy Mays play for?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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