we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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