i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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