I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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