I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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