At least make sure they are 18
Why
I cut my penus on the lid.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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