I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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