Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Someone came in the potted fern
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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