i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize