That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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