so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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