I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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