He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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