Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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