Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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