i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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