I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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