is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
