***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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