I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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