sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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