Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(206): View more from Washington

After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My vagina supports interfraternal relations

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(561): View more from Florida

I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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(904): View more from Florida

He just started dry humping the air... I'm done

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(909): View more from California

I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.

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