wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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