she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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