Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have aggressive nipples.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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