paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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