dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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