i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
