He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just want to make out with him forever
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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