his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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