She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
