Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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