Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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