We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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