She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
