Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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