Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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