That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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