You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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