Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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