he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
