Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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