covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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