I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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