You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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