I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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