I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can't turn off my feet"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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