Taylor Swift is so right about you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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