after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
