why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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