Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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