It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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