there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
