There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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