I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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