Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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