butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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