you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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