Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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